Qanzaspeak

So, the college Student Environmental Alliance is selling plastic travel mugs that read, “Save the planet one cup at a time.” Yes, if you use the same cup over and over instead of wasting a paper, Styrofoam, or plastic cup every time you caffeinate, you’re greatly reducing waste. I get it.

Still, come on. Saving the planet…with plastics? It’s kinda’ funny.

First off, I’m sorry I’ve been absent. I do love you. I’m just trying to keep my head above water in school. December is coming.

Speaking of coming, I want to know which title is funnier.

Hairy Dick Goldmine

or…

Mining For Hairy Dicks

What do you think?