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Glass House: Food For Thought

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Larry: Do you think you could be a serial killer?

Qanzas: Yeah, sure.

[Larry nods head in agreement.]

Qanzas: Do you think you could be a serial killer?

Larry: No.

Qanzas: Why do you think I could be a serial killer, but not you?

Larry: Because you’re evil. Eeeeeveeeeeel.

Yin to his Yang, I suppose. Now watch your backs.

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March 10, 2008 at 3:01 am

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Two Qs

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When you run into an engaged couple is it bad to ask, “Hey, are you two still getting married?”

Are his and hers I’m With Stupid t-shirts acceptable wedding presents?

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March 10, 2008 at 12:38 am

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